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Funny Birthday Verses

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    Funny Birthday Poetry Verse #1


 Happy Birthday Old Buddy
Are you like me a bit?
I let my mind wander, it didn't come back... 
But better over the hill...
 ...than under it.

Jon Bratton c 2006



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Funny Birthday Poetry Verse #2

It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser... 

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Funny Birthday Poetry Verse #3

Feeling old? 
At least you're still on the right side of the grass.

Happy birthday..and keep gardening 

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Funny Birthday Poetry Verse #4

It's frustrating when you know all the answers, 
but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

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Funny Birthday Poetry Verse #5

Middle age is when broadness of the mind 
And narrowness of the waist change places.

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Funny Birthday Poetry Verse #6

After 50, you're a WOW
-a wiser older woman,
 Aging isn't about losing youth,
 But gaining wisdom.


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Funny Birthday Poetry Verse #7

Her Majesty isn't sending you a telegram this year
but...
...she's happy to know you're halfway there!

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Funny Birthday Poetry Verse #8

As you get older,
you gain knowledge,
tolerance and serenity
...then your teeth fall out.
Happy Birthday,
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Funny Birthday Poetry Verse #9

Forty is the old age of youth;
Fifty is the youth of old age.

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Funny Birthday Poetry Verse #10

Growing old is mandatory...
Growing up is optional !

Happy Birthday
(and keep acting your shoe size) 



Funny Birthday Poetry Verse #11

Loving, learning, a world to be seen.
So much before you are sweet sixteen.


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Funny Birthday  Verse #12



This is a special hand-made card, (Bill)
With a message to impart
Have the very bestest birthday
These words are from the heart


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Funny Birthday Poem  #18

Just because you're (30) (40) (50), 
Don't despair, oh no
Overnight you won't discover
You've lost your get up and go. 
Nor will you become all wrinkled,
Nor ache from head to toe.
So even though you're ripening
Don't regard it as a blow,
You won't suddenly look decrepid ....

...Cos that happened long ago!!


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Funny Birthday Verses #19

I wouldn't
say that
you're old...
...you've just been
young longer
than most of us.

Happy Birthday


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Funny Birthday Poem Verse #20

For your birthday, I'm sure that you'd like
A home cooked meal and a glass of wine
So I called your mother and she said Yes,
Next Wednesday, at her place, suits her fine.

Jon Bratton c 2007


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Funny Birthday Poem Verse #21

Happy Birthday, Mum
May all your wishes come true...
Except for the one about 15 grandchildren.


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Funny Birthday Poem

Verse #22

Don't do anything embarrassing
on your birthday this year.
You don't have as much time
to live it down as you used to.

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Funny Birthday Poem Verse #23

Sure I believe you're 29!
Of course, we 22-year-olds
can be very gullible.

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Funny Birthday Verses #24

I realize that getting old
can seem intimidating at first...

But what's it like now???

Happy Birthday


Funny Birthday Poem Verse #25
Have you always looked this young?
Or is it just an annoying habit
you've picked up in your old age?

Happy Birthday


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Funny Birthday Poem Verse #26

Another candle on your cake?
Well, that's no cause to pout.
Be glad that you have strength enough
To blow the damn thing out.

Gray hair is a glorious crown won by a righteous life.

If things get better with age, then you are approaching Magnificent.

You should really celebrate on your birthday.
Take TWO naps today.


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Funny Birthday Verses #27

The polar ice caps are melting
Prevention measures, we must take
So please don't think of lighting
All those candles on your cake

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Funny Birthday Poem Verse #28

It's only natural
to become quieter as we grow older...
It's not easy to talk
and hold in your stomach
at the same time!

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Heard your birthday was cancelled...
...due to lack of aging!

Have a Great One!

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Happy Birthday
You've got a great life,
you look wonderful
and your health is good...
How could a measly present
from me compete with that?

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As we grow older we often find
that it is often better
to light one small candle...
...than to be seen in fluorescent lighting.

Happy Birthday


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The worst part about lying about your age
is when everbody believes you...
...and you realize
that you could have gone
even lower!

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Never lie about your age
except in the case of an emergency...
...like if somebody should ask how old you are.

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It's your birthday,
but I don't think of you as a little older...
...I think of you as a lot older.


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You can either continue
to get older
or you can die...
What do you mean
you want to think about it
for awhile?


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I've never really doubted your age...
You were just born ahead of your time!

Happy Birthday


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This birthday card was made
for a person just your age...
It's got a very high fibre content.

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You're having a BIRTHDAY,
so don't just sit there...
...Do something OLD.

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Grandads give you lots of chocs
And let you stay up late,
Then they give you lots of pop
And sweeties by the crate.
They tell you brilliant stories of when
Mum & Dad were small
You then find out the real truth,
They weren't so good at all
They're Father Christmas all year round
They never ever bug you.
With massive hearts and open arms
Just waiting there to hug you




For verses about habits or traits to include in a birthday tribute
for example:

Ok, so you fall asleep in the chair
Your snoring's not that bad (great)
As for the sound you make when you sing
It's very...similar, Dad (Mate)

Jon Bratton c 1997

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You're not at all like a (30) year old
And (I) mean what (I) say
Mind you, being a (Jm Reeves) fan
Is a dead giveaway
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Happy Birthday (Margaret)
You've reached the big (four)-0
You're getting old, so it's OK
If you start running slow

You can quit all that hoovering
You can stop being so keen
To tidy up and decorate
Polish, scrub and clean

Jon Bratton c 1998

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You're entering the "metallic years"...
Silver in your hair, gold in your teeth
And lead in your bottom

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You're just a 16 year old girl,
Locked in an old ladies body!

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You're not 40....
You're 18 with 22 years of experience!

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You're not ageing....You're marinating 

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You're not old...You've just been young a very long time 


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Now that you're 40
Life begins , they say
Down a few pints at (The Black Horse)
And enjoy your special day

Jon Bratton c 1997

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You've reached a famous milestone
As best as (I) can gauge
You've joined the over 40's
In bust, as well as age

Jon Bratton c 1995

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At (50) you're now over the hill
And on the downward part
Your body is showing signs of wear
But you're still young at heart

Jon Bratton c 1998

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You have been the light of my life
For 16 years
This special day for you
Is also very special to me
I love you

Submitted by Margaret

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For a birthday on 25th December:

A very happy birthmas
Merry Chrisday too
They just don't sell cards like this
So I made it just for you

Cos you're sooooo special

Jon Bratton c 2004

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This will probably be
Your best birthday ever

Considering all the practice you've had

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Age does not determine who's right,
it only determines who's left!

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Age is a matter of mind
and if you don't mind 

it doesn't matter !!

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Age is a number, old is in your head. 

funny birthday verses, poems


50 year old - one owner
Needs parts, make an offer

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50

That's dead in dog years !!

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First, you were a good BOY,
Then, you became a nice KID,
You were then a great GUY,
Later, you grew up to be a fine MAN,

Now, you're just an old FART !!




Another candle on your cake?
Well, that's no cause to pout.
Be glad that you have strength enough
To blow the damn thing out.


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Funny Birthday Poetry Verse #14

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.


funny birthday verses, poems



Funny Birthday Poetry Verse #15

Age is like fine wine....
It gets better with time !! 
Happy Birthday,


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Funny Birthday Poem #16

First a bother
Then a brother
Now a friend