Birthday Poems Verses
Birthday
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birthdays of your daughter or daughters, your son or sons, kids, your
grandson or granddaughter and the women birthdays of your mother, mum,
mam, mom, sister or sisters, daughter or daughters, girlfriend,
fiancee or wife or partner and the men birthdays of father, dad or your
brother or brothers, boyfriend, fiance, husband, friend or friends
Also to be included are birthday memory, memorial, memoriam, memories, remembrance verses
The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40
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Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Maurice Chevalier
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May your day be full of laughter
Smiles and kisses all around;
That your birthday honor you as
You are special all year round.
You're kind and thoughtful
Beautiful in soul and heart;
May your birthday be a happy one
As your eyes open at the start.
Many things have been planned
We do hope you like them all;
As we've called upon everyone
Even borrowed the village hall.
So party,party is the name of the game
With you the guest of honor;
Enjoy your very special day
Leave the headache for tomorrow.
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As your life flows on
The days rush into years;
Your birthday is a pitstop
To lift your glass and cheer.
Maggie-May
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Birthday Card Greetings
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We wish you well at this time
Your birthday is today for sure;
So hang up your gardening gear for
Workaholics well known cure.
A sing song and a laugh
Refreshes heart and soul;
Happy Birthday sung to you
We will surely score a goal.
Maggie-May
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The days have been good to you
The years have passed you by;
So try and tell me you are sixty
And I will say you lie!
The number doesn't matter
Your heart and soul does count;
Happy Birthday you wonderful you
You're overflowing love amounts.
Big hugs and kisses.
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As we spin upon this earth
It's a wonder we can even stand;
Dancing the night away
That was a brilliant band.
My feet do match my head
Thudding about all day;
What a brilliant time had by all
Celebrating Your Birthday!!!
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Birthday Card Greetings
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You're not old...
You're chronologically gifted.
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Thank you just for being you
For all the caring things you do,
I love you more than words can say,
And wish you happiness today.
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Now you're 50 that gleam in your eyes
is from the sun hitting your bi-focals.
Ha Ha! Happy Birthday
There are many words that say
Today is a special one for you;
But these are sent with a hug
As how old you are? I haven't a clue!
You're as old as your tongue
But older than your teeth;
That's what Mom said
So this could be your umptieth.
Have a wonderful day today
The number doesn't say it all;
Happy Birthday Dearest Dad
As with your looks you'll have a ball.
Maggie-May
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I got this special birthday card
To send to you today
'Cos you're the special birthday girl
So have a brilliant day!
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There are many rhymes
That I could say to you;
But the only one I can think of
is a "Happy Birthday to You"
I'm sure you'll have a great time
I wish I could be there too;
I'm sending you this message
As I'm in love with you.
So face to face won't happen
Unless you come straight round;
Then I can kiss and tell you
How much happiness I've found.
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To my best buddy
My very best Bro';
I'll be there by your side
Celebrating "Let's go!
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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
The new joke is I couldn't afford the insurance so there are NO candles!
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There will be many wishes
Coming to you this day;
But a special one from me
Will send you on your way.
I wish you every happiness
I wish you all the love;
I wish you blessings
That will come from up above.
A Birthday Wish for my Sister
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Verses for Birthday Messages
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The anniversary of your birth
Is always a special day;
You're still as beautiful as you were
A very Happy Birthday!
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We hope your celebration goes well
May you find happiness at every turn;
Family and friends, love and joy
On your birthday, many happy returns.
Maggie-May
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No more birthday blues
This day will make you stronger;
So celebrate in true style
The twenties are no longer.
Early thirties can now last
Nine years 364 days;
Trust me take a decade at a time
Always younger always stays.
Maggie-May
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Verses for Birthday Messages
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A message for your birthday
Have a happy one;
Laughter makes the world go round
It's easy having fun.
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Sending warm and loving wishes
Of happiness and cheer,
And everything you need to start
Another happy year!
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We've been together now
Every year since you were one;
You are my little darling
When all is said and done.
You've now reached adulthood
The number twenty one;
So my love have a great time
I'll see you when you're done.
Love from GrandmaX
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The aches and pains soon disappear
When your birthday comes around;
The arthritis gone away for now
The rheumatism too I'll be bound.
The whisky is a help I'm sure
The vodka a little bit;
So have a good one you old bugger
From this even older git!
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Verses for Birthday Messages
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Birthdays come and birthdays go
Far too quickly, as you know;
But this one's special so we want to say
A Very Happy ........ Birthday
MM 2009
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Another year older
None the wiser
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The older we get
The wisdom appears;
Then we forget
And all disappears.
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Enjoy your birthday.
Smile while you still have teeth!
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Birthdays come and birthdays go
But you're here all the time;
So get cracking having fun
Remember what is yours is mine.
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Statistics show that at the age of seventy,
there are five women to every man.
Ironic isn't it to be getting those odds now?
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I was never any good at maths
I can't remember much;
Apart from todays the day
We can celebrate your birthday you old such and such!
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Happy Birthday from your much younger friend.
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The years have flown with you by my side
You are just as beautiful as ever;
Our love continues to blossom still
And will stay that way forever.
Happy Birthday My Love!
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I've seen you in your rollers
I've seen you when you're sick;
But no matter where or what
You'd still be the one I'd pick.
Happy birthday my lovely!
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Birthday Verses Poem
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Happy Birthday means much more
Than have a happy day.
Within these words lie lots of things
We never get to say.
It means we love you first of all,
Then thanks for all you do.
It means you mean a lot to us,
And that we're proud of you.
But most of all, we guess it means
That we are thinking of
Your happiness on this, your day,
With pleasure and with
love.
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One today is worth two tomorrows
Benjamin Franklin
So let's party-party!!
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Birthday Verses Poem
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I love everything that's old:
old friends,
old times,
old manners,
old books,
old wines.
Oliver Goldsmith
Happy Birthday me old mate!!!
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We hope your celebration goes well
May you find happiness at every turn;
Family and friends, love and joy
On your birthday, many happy returns.
Maggie-May
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Happy Birthday to you
Celebration love and laughter;
When all the partying's done
Come and see me after.
My gift is very private
It's special from me to you;
My heart has opened like a flower
But only pick me if you really want to.
Maggie-May
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Birthdays are good for you; the more you have the longer you live!
First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
Branch Rickey
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Sing a song of birthdays
Full of fun and cheer
And may you keep on having them
For many a happy year.
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Make a wish and give it wings
Dreams of bright and beautiful things
Dance through all the fun filled hours
Don't forget to smell the flowers
Share some love and birthday cake
All life joys are yours to take
And when evening comes to view
Thanks your lucky stars you're you
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Messages
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.- Phyllis Diller
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Feeling old?
At least you're still on the right side of the grass.
Happy birthday..and keep gardening
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It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser...
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It's frustrating when you know all the answers,
but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
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Age is like fine wine....
It gets better with time !!
Happy Birthday,
Have a Great One!
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A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.
Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bites.
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A curser used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.
Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile.
Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a back up happened to your commode.
Cut you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens, they'll wish they were dead.
Happy Birthday, Computer Nut
The lazy person's gift
Is cash stuck in a card
It's what a person does
Who doesn't try very hard
But I thought long and hard
I pondered day and night
Sweated that I'd get it wrong
Knowing you'd get it right
You'd pick the perfect gift for you
That's when this thought came in a flash
This is not just cash I'm giving you
It's a thoughtful person's cash
Jon Bratton c 2007
Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
Having been through PMT and HRT
You deserve an OBE and a PhD
While you're very old, you're not RIP
But you're overdue for an MOT
And I don't need ESP
Indeed, any B can clearly see
You're a (60) year old wrinkle-ly
Congrats, you're now an OAP
But hey, with a posh frock and a bit of slap
you can be dead pretty..
...for a pensioner
Happy Birthday ( Mildrid )
Jon Bratton c 2005
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For a new teenager
Start being very awkward
Refuse to eat your greens
Turn your room into a trash pile (Council Tip)
It's the law, you've reached your teens
Throw several tantrums daily
Become a right stroppy toad
You've got no choice you must obey
The Teenage Behaviour Code
It's said you'll get all grumpy
And spend too long in bed
Say "it's not fair" an awful lot
In your teenage years ahead
But these can be exciting times
Energetic, full of beans
Don't rush to be an adult
Take your time, enjoy your teens
A very happy 13th birthday
Jon Bratton © 2007
Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
Happy Birthday Old Buddy
Are you like me a bit?
I let my mind wander, it didn't come back...
But better over the hill...
...than under it.
Jon Bratton c 2006
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(Apart fom it taking 4 hours
to painstakingly make
by an incredibly skilled and talented
craftsperson...)
The only thing special about this card..
Is the person holding it
Happy Birthday
Jon Bratton 2004
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For a birthday on 25th December:
A very happy birthmas
Merry Chrisday too
They just don't sell cards like this
So I made it just for you
Cos you're sooooo special
Jon Bratton c 2004
Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
Now that you're 40
Life begins , they say
Down a few pints at (The Black Horse)
And enjoy your special day
Jon Bratton c 1997
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You've reached a famous milestone
As best as (I) can gauge
You've joined the over 40's
In bust, as well as age
Jon Bratton c 1995
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At (50) you're now over the hill
And on the downward part
Your body is showing signs of wear
But you're still young at heart
Jon Bratton c 1998
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To a Twin from a Twin
Happy (50th), twin of mine
I wish you fondest love, I do
By the way and by coincidence
It's my (50th) birthday too
Jon Bratton c 1999
Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
For verses about habits or traits to include in a birthday tributefor example:
Ok, so you fall asleep in the chairYour snoring's not that bad (great)As for the sound you make when you singIt's very...similar, Dad (Mate)
Jon Bratton c 1997__________
You're not at all like a (30) year oldAnd (I) mean what (I) sayMind you, being a (Jm Reeves) fanIs a dead giveaway_____________________
Happy Birthday (Margaret)You've reached the big (four)-0You're getting old, so it's OKIf you start running slow
You can quit all that hooveringYou can stop being so keenTo tidy up and decoratePolish, scrub and clean
Jon Bratton c 1998
Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
Enjoy your birthday, DarlingIndeed, I'll see that you doThis comes with love (and a promise)From your wife...and best friend too
Jon Bratton c 1997
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Yesterday, you were (five)Just a kid, a kitten, a pupBut today, you're (six) years oldYou're soooo growed up
Jon Bratton c 2005
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For your birthday, I'm sure that you'd likeA home cooked meal and a glass of wineSo I called your mother and she said Yes,Next Wednesday, at her place, suits her fine.
Jon Bratton c 2007
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Some people want presents ,Some want a birthday bash.But you? Same thing every year.You just want cash
Happy BirthdayYou're now a teen…without the cash!I'm sooo mean
Jon Bratton
Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
You have been the light of my lifeFor 16 yearsThis special day for youIs also very special to meI love you
Submitted by Margaret
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Lucille Ball
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have the longer you live!
First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.Branch Rickey
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. -- Groucho M
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.- Phyllis Diller
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Feeling old? At least you're still on the right side of the grass.
Happy birthday..and keep gardening
Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
You're old enough to sleep by yourselfand young enough not to want to have to.
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Now you've turned forty,I should be able to change you,like a banknote, for two twenties
Happy Big Four-O Day_________
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It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser...
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It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
Middle age is when broadness of the mind And narrowness of the waist change places.
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After 50, you're a WOW-a wiser older woman, Aging isn't about losing youth, But gaining wisdom.
If life begins at 40....What just ended for you ?
Happy 40th Birthday
Her Majesty isn't sending you a telegram this yearbut......she's happy to know you're halfway there!
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As you get older,you gain knowledge,tolerance and serenity...then your teeth fall out.Happy Birthday,
Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
Forty is the old age of youth;Fifty is the youth of old age.
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Forty isn't old...If you're a tree !
Happy Birthday,you young sapling you
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Growing old is mandatory...Growing up is optional !
Happy Birthday(and keep acting your shoe size)
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Loving, learning, a world to be seen.So much before you are sweet sixteen.
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Another candle on your cake?Well, that's no cause to pout.Be glad that you have strength enoughTo blow the damn thing out.
Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
Health to youWealth to youAll the best that life can give to you.May fortune still be kind to you,And happiness be true to you,And life be long and good to you,Is the toast of all your friends to you.
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As you are at seven, so you are at seventy.
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Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
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Age is like fine wine....It gets better with time !! Happy Birthday,
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Age isn't important unless you're cheese.
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As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less.
Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
At your age...You've got achy, breaky everything !!
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At your age...You've seen it all...you've heard it all...You've done it all....
You just can't remember it all...
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Beautiful young people are acts of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art
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If you're late and missed the date, don't wait or hesitate
click to Belated birthday wishes wordings
Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
Grey hair is a glorious crown won by a righteous life.
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If things get better with age,Then you are approaching Magnificent.
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First a botherThen a brotherNow a friend
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This is a special hand-made card, (Bill)With a message to impartHave the very bestest birthdayThese words are from the heart
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May your birthday be as special as you are!
Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
Growing up is for trees, stay young have fun!
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Classic, Genuine, Antique Person...They just don't make 'em like this anymore!!
Count your life by smiles, not tears.Count your age by friends, not years.
Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
Don't regret growing old....it is a privilege...denied many...!
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50 is the age of discovery....you discover you're old!!!
Inside every older personis a young personwondering what the hell happened ! Happy Birthday,
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It used to be wine, women and song...now it's beer, the old lady and TV !!
Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
Two years gone by,How time has flown,We can't believehow (name)'s grown!She's such a joyand much fun too,Oh my! Your baby'sturning Two!
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You're as cute as a bugSo precious to hugA darling childWho's nice to be near.So.. hope turning twoIs happy and funAnd takes you alongTo a third great year
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The most amazing thing about turning THREE Is your world's now filled with discoveries.
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You've grown so big now that you're FOUR.You're not so little anymore.
Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
Hooray! Hooray! You're finally FIVEBet you thought this day would never arrive.
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Turning SIX is a big eventFilled with fun and merriment
Just because you're (30) (40) (50), Don't despair, oh noOvernight you won't discoverYou've lost your get up and go. Nor will you become all wrinkled,Nor ache from head to toe.So even though you're ripeningDon't regard it as a blow,You won't suddenly look decrepid ....
...Cos that happened long ago!!
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I wouldn'tsay thatyou're old......you've just beenyoung longerthan most of us.
Happy Birthday
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Happy Birthday, MumMay all your wishes come true...Except for the one about 15 grandchildren.
Don't do anything embarrassingon your birthday this year.You don't have as much timeto live it down as you used to.
Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
Sure I believe you're 29!Of course, we 22-year-oldscan be very gullible.
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I realize that getting oldcan seem intimidating at first...
But what's it like now???
Happy Birthday
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Have you always looked this young?Or is it just an annoying habityou've picked up in your old age?
Happy Birthday
Another candle on your cake?Well, that's no cause to pout.Be glad that you have strength enoughTo blow the damn thing out.
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Gray hair is a glorious crown won by a righteous life.
If things get better with age, then you are approaching Magnificent.
You should really celebrate on your birthday.Take TWO naps today.
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The polar ice caps are meltingPrevention measures, we must takeSo please don't think of lightingAll those candles on your cake
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It's only naturalto become quieter as we grow older...It's not easy to talkand hold in your stomachat the same time!
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Heard your birthday was cancelled......due to lack of aging!
Have a Great One!
Happy BirthdayYou've got a great life,you look wonderful and your health is good...How could a measly present from me compete with that?_________________________
As we grow older we often find that it is often better to light one small candle......than to be seen in fluorescent lighting.
Happy Birthday
Never lie about your ageexcept in the case of an emergency......like if somebody should ask how old you are.
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Grandads give you lots of chocsAnd let you stay up late,Then they give you lots of popAnd sweeties by the crate.They tell you brilliant stories of whenMum & Dad were smallYou then find out the real truth,They weren't so good at allThey're Father Christmas all year roundThey never ever bug you.With massive hearts and open armsJust waiting there to hug you
Submitted by PeejayNicked from a commercial card(Not recommended for use on cards for sale)
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Now you've reached the big (five O)Don't start to dye your hairDon't think of having face liftsAnd don't change the clothes you wearDon't modify your languageDon't rebel and cause outrageDecide to do the decent thingJust lie about your age
Submitted by PeejayNicked from a commercial card(Not recommended for use on cards that you sell)
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Happy (50th), twin of mine
I wish you fondest love, I do
By the way and by coincidence
It's my (50th) birthday too
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Health to you
Wealth to you
All the best that life can give to you.
May fortune still be kind to you,
And happiness be true to you,
And life be long and good to you,
Is the toast of all your friends to you.
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So many candles
So little cake
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Enjoy your birthday, Darling
Indeed, I'll see that you do
This comes with love (and a promise)
From your wife...and best friend too
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May all your birthday dreams come true
..especially the tall, dark, dishy ones
Happy Birthday,
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You're old enough to sleep by yourself
and young enough not to want to have to.
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